Another Joe Moment! PG-13

While at dinner last week for Chris' birthday, we were all talking and Joe raises his hand and says "it's my turn" which basically means we all need to stop taking and give Joe all of our attention. So of course, we all did. Joe proceeds to say "last night, I had a bad dream, I had a big ( with outstretched arms), Penis and I couldn't pee" Of course, he said it very loudly (as Joe does) and as clear as day. If you know Joe, you might be able to understand a few words of his sentences but certainly not all of it. Well, that wasn't the case the other night. It was so clear that the people at the table next to us heard. The boys of course thought it was the funniest thing that's ever come out of Joe's mouth and I was of course worried about Chris' new girlfriend and her reaction. She was a great sport and laughed right along with all of us. I've always said, the girls that the boys date need to pass the "Joe" test and I have to say that Kelley has definitely done that. And yes, in our house we do use the anatomically correct terms for all body parts.