All I want for Christmas is "my braces off"

The day is finally here, Chris got his braces off today. He had an early morning appointment at Dr. Shaw's office and they removed his braces. He went back this afternoon to get his retainer. His teeth are beautiful. He says they feel funny but they sure look great. His retainer bothers him a lot, but he has to wear it all the time for the next couple of months or his teeth will go right back out of place. They say it will take a week or so for him to get use to wearing the retainer. Bob told Chris that all the girls are going to want to kiss him now, Chris' response was
"THEY'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KISS ME". I don't know, no more braces and a driver's license on the 23rd of December, God help us.